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  1. says:

    Need another big blue alien to add to your book boyfriend list Look no further Soren is giant, blue, bald, has scales, four arms you can hold the hell out of his hands , claws that come out when he s angry..and then he has to rip them off with his teeth, sharp teeth, shoots out pools and pools of green goo, and manly equipment that happens to have a stem like thing that extends into your uterus to implant his fertilized egg Sexy, huh Plus, after he gets you pregnant, you will emit a fishy Need another big blue alien to add to your book boyfriend list Look no further Soren is giant, blue, bald, has scales, four arms you can hold the hell out of his hands , claws that come out when he s angry..and then he has to rip them off with his teeth, sharp teeth, shoots out pools and pools of green goo, and manly equipment that happens to have a stem like thing that extends into your uterus to implant his fertilized egg Sexy, huh Plus, after he gets you pregnant, you will emit a fishy odor for four months.Yep, our heroine is living the dream It s like a fairy tale, but instead of the beast turning into a relatively good looking although slightly effeminate man when she falls in love with him, he just stays a bald, scaly, slime shooting, four armed, egg implanting beast.Living the dream


  2. says:

    It s that time again, when the MacHalos read a ridiculous alien novel just because it exists and we re obviously not sane MacHalo BR The book starts out with Lucia escaping a gang of homicidal reptilian aliens called Trepnils They ve got crocodile heads, they drool, stink, and will torture and rape people before eating them She escapes them and their ship by piloting away in another ship It s empty, besides cargo and oh, yeah, an 8ft tall blue alien with four arms and a tail Anyone else in It s that time again, when the MacHalos read a ridiculous alien novel just because it exists and we re obviously not sane MacHalo BR The book starts out with Lucia escaping a gang of homicidal reptilian aliens called Trepnils They ve got crocodile heads, they drool, stink, and will torture and rape people before eating them She escapes them and their ship by piloting away in another ship It s empty, besides cargo and oh, yeah, an 8ft tall blue alien with four arms and a tail Anyone else instantly think of Vishnu He says he s slave 892 and she s his new master Lucia gives him the name, Soren Really looks like a Soren, doesn t he It s 7 days travel to get back to her planet, so she and Soren just hang out and check out the cargo Unfortunately, the Trepnils didn t die and are pursuing them Lucia is forced to land on a nearby planet Luckily, it s full of nice people that only want help harvesting fruit Guess who s really efficient at harvesting by hand Soren After the harvest it s party time and these folks like to get wasted, dirrrrrrttty, and orgy it up Lucia, or Loo Sha as Soren calls her, drinks the natives special orgy drink and wants to get her freak on She commands him to hump her and we learn all about sex with a Melier alien It s scary, in case you re wondering and involves a gallon of green alien reproductive goo at the end After that thrilling encounter, Lucia Soren get back to her planet and stay with her family Meliers are basically never ever seen by humans the other folks on Lucia s planet, so Soren gets a lot of looks and wtf comments Lucia s family is very nice to him and helps him integrate He Loo Sha keep up the humping and making small lakes of green Melier goo Some drama with a stalker wannabe bf happens, drama about wtf kinda alien is Soren by the paparazzi TMZ people, and that sort of nonsense happens Plus, you know, they fall in love This is an alien romance The rest would be spoilerish to divulge This book had too many filler details that weighed it down I started skimming pretty quickly I thought the best parts were the very beginning when Lucia is on the ship After that, it kind of felt I was just reading a day to day journal of what they did and since j didn t care about the characters, I found that boring I didn t dislike the characters, despite Lucia often being annoying, but I didn t care about them at all The book switches between Lucia s POV and Soren s His POV is very basic due to his history as a slave and they re brainwashed not to think have their memories wiped The overall plot was interesting and kept hinting that maybe Soren wasthan he seemed There s action in the book, but it felt clogged and slow The things I didn t like about this book Not a fan of the four arms things, makes me think of conjoined twins The alien sex was pretty gross, not only because of the descriptions of the gallon of green goo webbing the guy produced, but also his anatomy And it drove me nuts that Lucia kept referring to Soren as a baboon Wtf would you say that He s 8ft tall, blue, and hairless, where s the similarity to a baboon All I could think about was a baboon s giant red bum when she referred to Soren as one Horrible mental picture I also found the final big bad drama to be way over the top and unnecessary It was like a bad porn movie villain Wait, do porn movies have villains Whatever Add that to some other out of character behavior by Lucia and I was just annoyed with the last part of the book view spoiler Lucia isn t down for an orgy, but she was fine having sex in front of Soren s brothers That whole family green goo party was idiotic hide spoiler Conclusion, I didn t hate it and I liked the overall plot, but I didn t like the tangents it took I think it could ve been a smoother andlogical read


  3. says:

    Meh I was not into this. Dnf at 60% Aaannddd the book slump continues..


  4. says:

    2.5 Stars This story started out a helluva a lot stronger than it finished I think it s mainly because the author and I just had different visions See, me I wanted an alien erotica featuring a non humanoid alien Period Not necessarily a story with depth and meaning And this book had that.sometimes It also had a lot of disgusting body fluids And when I say a lot, I mean a LOT But I m not even going to go there I digress So, Soren was definitely a non human alien Yas We re 2.5 Stars This story started out a helluva a lot stronger than it finished I think it s mainly because the author and I just had different visions See, me I wanted an alien erotica featuring a non humanoid alien Period Not necessarily a story with depth and meaning And this book had that.sometimes It also had a lot of disgusting body fluids And when I say a lot, I mean a LOT But I m not even going to go there I digress So, Soren was definitely a non human alien Yas We re off to a good start Lucia is escaping from some super bad aliens and steals a ship loaded down with lots of goodies and guess who just so happens to be on board Soren, or Slave 892 as he is known before Lucia so graciously gifts him the name of Soren and his ultimately his freedom So a human and a big, hulky 4 armed alien stuck on a ship in space together as they try to escape the super evil aliens Yas Yas Yas Now that s my kind of alien smut It s 7 days before they can reach Lucia s home planet What are they to do I can think of a few things that may pass the time Bow chicka wow wow Apparently I am infinitelycreative than those two, though.But then the space baddies start closing in so they have to make an emergency stop at a planet unknown to them What Alright Now we re talking This is where it s going to take off, I can feel it An unknown planet Think of all the potential there Savage tribes, ferocious beasties, other alien encounters Boy was there some potential on that planet cough alien orgies cough And though Lucia and Soren do get around to some gardening because of his root and planting, haha, get it , this was a very short lived leg of their journey They ship out the very next morning, and for the next SIX days there s absolutely noaction After that, the author made a lot of decisions I would not have made I won t spoil it, I ll just say I did not like the plot device she used to pull the characters together, and the direction the story took is not one I would have chosen I won t go so far as to say it was a bad book It wasn t It was well written for alien porn ish and the characters that were introduced especially Gram she was pretty damn funny were good additions to the story I actually really liked the whole family dynamic I think there was some pacing issues in the second half of the book as it felt infinitely longer than the first half and there were some character inconsistencies and just some weird shit that felt thrown in there Lucia kind of pissed me off at times with her selfish antics but I did love Soren duh I love hunky, possessive alien bad asses that will kill for their partner AND I finished this book it two days That right there is enough to earn it 3 stars I think In all honesty, I think this is a case of it s not you, it s me There s a sequel but I just don t think I care enough to read it It s just not the story I d hoped it would be.Impromptu BR with Sh3lly and my other MacHalos All alien lover weirdos welcome


  5. says:

    SPOILERISH I loved the beginning of this book where Lucia escapes these baddies and saves Soren, who had been a slave Their relationship was so sweet and kind with an attraction they didn t know what to do with And then their first sex scene turned into a big hot mess and I could not think about anything being sexy about that And the messes kept cumming rim shot please Then this book that started out about a sweet romance turned into an erotic book with the cherry on top of this messy SPOILERISH I loved the beginning of this book where Lucia escapes these baddies and saves Soren, who had been a slave Their relationship was so sweet and kind with an attraction they didn t know what to do with And then their first sex scene turned into a big hot mess and I could not think about anything being sexy about that And the messes kept cumming rim shot please Then this book that started out about a sweet romance turned into an erotic book with the cherry on top of this messy pie being she ended up smelling like really stinky fish which evidently is a turn on where the blue men are from And I mean a literal turn on with the gushing gallons of cum that people need to step over Grandma So what did I do when I finished this book I bought book two I m a glutton for cum, I guess


  6. says:

    I went into this knowing it was a twofer a duet and that I wasn t going to read the second book cause menage just wasn t my thing.But I ll be honest, I really liked Lucia, Soren, Lucia s family and the writing So I was definitely getting a little swayed into chancing the next book.And it was all going so well till 77% in Soren gets his memories back and his brothers show up and I skedaddled myself out In my mind, I had already dnf ed this but I had so little left and I thought I could push th I went into this knowing it was a twofer a duet and that I wasn t going to read the second book cause menage just wasn t my thing.But I ll be honest, I really liked Lucia, Soren, Lucia s family and the writing So I was definitely getting a little swayed into chancing the next book.And it was all going so well till 77% in Soren gets his memories back and his brothers show up and I skedaddled myself out In my mind, I had already dnf ed this but I had so little left and I thought I could push through I couldn t Sorry This really was a case of it s not you it s me I can t stomach anything other than monogamy and when Soren s brothers want in I figure it s the best time for me to give them space and get out


  7. says:

    I enjoyed reading it but some of the things reminded me of Venomous.


  8. says:

    I really enjoyed this book The beginning was definitely easy to get into, and throughout the book, there are many humorous, laugh out loud moments The alien is most definitely non human, which I loved h often refers to H as beasty view spoiler Toward the middle is when things get a littleserious and there s kidnapping The torture would be hard to read if defilement of women in books isn t your cup of tea, but I thought it was a good description hide spoiler It had a nice plot I really enjoyed this book The beginning was definitely easy to get into, and throughout the book, there are many humorous, laugh out loud moments The alien is most definitely non human, which I loved h often refers to H as beasty view spoiler Toward the middle is when things get a littleserious and there s kidnapping The torture would be hard to read if defilement of women in books isn t your cup of tea, but I thought it was a good description hide spoiler It had a nice plot, and you even get to read POV from H and see him grow into his own The story does complete, but there s definitelyto be told since this book seemed to focuson Lucia, Soren slave and her world family No major cliffhanger and this could even be a stand alone novel


  9. says:

    I m trying to catch my breath right now This was a new to me author and so far, I m impressed Lucia is a bad ass mercenary and she unwittingly ends up stealing a ship carrying an alien slave She names him Soren as he has no memory of his pre capture life She decides to bring him home with her to Dor Nyeand their attraction becomes hotter by the minute.Lu s view spoiler pregnancy is a surprise and this pushes her to get Soren his memory back This happens just in time since she gets abdu I m trying to catch my breath right now This was a new to me author and so far, I m impressed Lucia is a bad ass mercenary and she unwittingly ends up stealing a ship carrying an alien slave She names him Soren as he has no memory of his pre capture life She decides to bring him home with her to Dor Nyeand their attraction becomes hotter by the minute.Lu s view spoiler pregnancy is a surprise and this pushes her to get Soren his memory back This happens just in time since she gets abducted by Quinton Ta Rel Eel and some really bad stuff happens Soren who now remembers his real name Val Ja is beside himself with worry so he decides to call in his brothers to help him search We find out that Val Ja is actually a prince and has been missing for 8 years They manage to rescue Lucia and they go back to Dor Nye so she can have the baby hide spoiler I can t wait to see what happens next


  10. says:

    I had fun, it was cute Reminded me of SJ Sander s, and Ruby Dixon books This has very very very very very alien sex in it If you get grossed out easy, maybe skim those parts lmfao I had fun, it was cute Reminded me of SJ Sander s, and Ruby Dixon books This has very very very very very alien sex in it If you get grossed out easy, maybe skim those parts lmfao


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The Melier [PDF / EPUB] The Melier Running for her life Lucia hijacks a stolen cargo ship only to find she s not alone A giant, beastly alien slave with no memory of his past is now her newest acquisition, and she has no idea what to d Running for her life Lucia hijacks a stolen cargo ship only to find she s not alone A giant, beastly alien slave with no memory of his past is now her newest acquisition, and she has no idea what to do with himStuck together for the foreseeable future on the journey back to her home planet, Lucia struggles with the decision to keep him close or risk letting him fall back into enemy handsOutrunning the pirates in pursuit, and her own desires, is shaping up to be an impossible taskWARNING This story contains a non human alien hero, mature content, graphic language, and some violence against women.