How to Bottom Like a Porn Star: The Ultimate Guide to Gay



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  1. says:

    Right If you d told me two years ago that I would read a self help book on how to bottom like a gay porn star, I d have run for my dear lifewith clenched bum cheeks..while screaming something incoherent about exits Two years and 300 M M books and Tumblrs later, I felt the strong urge to nurture my completely scientific curiosity for the anal specifics I mean, think about it Aren t you dying to find out if the 12..3 fingers and scissoring thing in books is actually avoidable And don Right If you d told me two years ago that I would read a self help book on how to bottom like a gay porn star, I d have run for my dear lifewith clenched bum cheeks..while screaming something incoherent about exits Two years and 300 M M books and Tumblrs later, I felt the strong urge to nurture my completely scientific curiosity for the anal specifics I mean, think about it Aren t you dying to find out if the 12..3 fingers and scissoring thing in books is actually avoidable And don t tell me you re not even a teeny weeny bit interested in the prepping rituals that precede that perfect Ricky Roman Jake Bass porn shoot What s real and what s fake you ll be SHOCKED And in general what are the bottoming do s and don ts To kick off with the first question this book focuses on men who either haven t been able to bottom without pain or who fear pain and stained sheets as well as psyches Now I know there s a whole group of people out there who have never experienced any of these difficulties, who one fateful day just got poked in the bum and the bum offered a warm welcome This is the book of breathing techniques, of clenching n unclenching your starfish not my invention and of Sexhalation and kegel exercises though So our starting point is that bottoming isEXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL.But there s light at the end of the tunnelbecause Woody Miller comes to the rescue In a jovial and entertaining manner, he leads you through chapters like theseSexercise Plan For Your Sphincter , Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will FollowandA Guided Tour Of A Pain Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And SteveFirstly, he will let you sign a no pain contract to make sure that you ll get acquainted with your pucker, 2 sphincters and S turn in a comfortable manner But if you think you can sit on your bum and relax you re mistaken in order to take huge tops, you ll have to work the fingers your momma gave ya So I might as well come clean which reminds me, there s an interesting chapter on how to make sure you re squeaky clean too I m not in this adventure for the anal self help part Oi, I said I m not But if I were, chances are that I wouldn t admit it.In all seriousness, who wouldn t want to hear juicy tidbits from favorite porn stars and producers about how things really work in the porn industry How do these boys take guys that are hung like horses indeed How do they prepare for their big day How do they avoid..uhm..accidents Turns out there are disappointingly few direct quotes, but nevertheless Miller presents us with a bunch of enlightening facts Now I could get down n dirty here by jotting down a lesson in biology, but wouldn t it be muchfun to discover these things on your own Three minor teasers then did you know that when the bottom looks pained and hardly able to take that big. well it , he s FAKING it And did you know that your anus can be safely stretched to the point that the surgeon s hand can easily pass through the anal canal during rectal surgery And that the sexual position matters A LOT when bottoming A considerable part of this book is dedicated to drugs, poppers in particular No wonder, they are apparently a huge part of the porn industry Even though I really endorse Miller s stance on drugs preaching abstinence doesn t work, educating does I wish he wouldn t have brought his vendetta with nay sayers to my bottom book The stream of nasty emails and sometimes equally nasty slightly self righteous replies feels out of place It s the only time I didn t appreciate the author s voice.Luckily it doesn t take him long to get back on track by pointing out how to find your kegel musclesYou know when you re in the shower with your partner and you pee on him while he s not looking And then he notices and yells at you to stop, so you squeeze the muscles that stop the flow of urine mid stream That s them Of course there s YouTube these days, where porn stars can chat for hours about bottoming But if you re looking for practical advice, an amusing time or both, I don t think How To Bottom Like A Porn Star will disappoint Yes, actually, YES.Take a minute to check out our love child


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    helpful despite an annoying tone and various niggles about this or that bit of foolishness.i didn t actually enjoy reading it, though it took me months bcuz bored.i kinda already know how my own fluttering fuckchannel works.but for newbies sure come on down you ll be squatting over your very own 5.1 inches of manmeat in no time at all the author s right about fiber in your diet but i think an ear bulb is just plain silly.because warm water under pressure is hardly anydistressing to you helpful despite an annoying tone and various niggles about this or that bit of foolishness.i didn t actually enjoy reading it, though it took me months bcuz bored.i kinda already know how my own fluttering fuckchannel works.but for newbies sure come on down you ll be squatting over your very own 5.1 inches of manmeat in no time at all the author s right about fiber in your diet but i think an ear bulb is just plain silly.because warm water under pressure is hardly anydistressing to your delicate rosebud than a big ol dick fucking your guts out, k and i skipped the bitchy letters.because it s like reading the comments on contentious blog posts.NEVER READ THE COMMENTS.s like, a rule.thanks for the gift, sunny


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    Is there a way to recommend this book without incriminating myself Probably not But I don t care as I had a lot of fun reading this Learn about the reality of bottoming and no, it sthan the one two fingers up the butt And the feeling of having another man s dick up your butt isn t how our beloved M M books make it out to be.It slike the feeling of crapping yourself I haverespect for Yhalen from Bloodraven The ebook is kind of expensive, especially for such a quick read Is there a way to recommend this book without incriminating myself Probably not But I don t care as I had a lot of fun reading this Learn about the reality of bottoming and no, it sthan the one two fingers up the butt And the feeling of having another man s dick up your butt isn t how our beloved M M books make it out to be.It slike the feeling of crapping yourself I haverespect for Yhalen from Bloodraven The ebook is kind of expensive, especially for such a quick read There was also a section I skipped completely that had to do with people writing letters to the author as I found it boring and not really relevant Meh.Overall, educational and funny


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    May 8, 2014 I ll probably read some parts of this book again And again I m not obsessed or anything, it s just that I m really interested in doing my Kegel exercises correctly view spoiler hide spoiler This is a guide to anal sex for men, but don t worry, even if you re a woman, you won t get bored Far from it Some chapters made me stop what I was doing and laugh like crazy, actually Woody Miller has a controversial opinion about drugs and his intolerance towards some of his re May 8, 2014 I ll probably read some parts of this book again And again I m not obsessed or anything, it s just that I m really interested in doing my Kegel exercises correctly view spoiler hide spoiler This is a guide to anal sex for men, but don t worry, even if you re a woman, you won t get bored Far from it Some chapters made me stop what I was doing and laugh like crazy, actually Woody Miller has a controversial opinion about drugs and his intolerance towards some of his readers was the only turn off for me Speaking of which, I already knew that drugs were very important in the porn industry, but I had no idea that some guys need to get REALLY high on the set Oh, and your favorite performer might be straight How To Bottom Like A Porn Star is full of dirty and useful secrets I recommend this book for open minded people who want to improve their knowledge of Hmm The world view spoiler hide spoiler ________________________________________________________________________________________ March 26, 2014 I can t ignore this book any


  5. says:

    LOL 3 Why It Feels Like You re Being Impaled By A Fence Post.This should be wonderfully educational.Review to come.


  6. says:

    Oh goodie I ve been told I act like I ve got a broom up my arse.Maybe this will help.


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    It s important to keep in mind this book is for people who would like to bottom, but, for various reasons, are scared to try it The author addresses some of those reasons to reassure the reader that all will be okay While I found some of the facts and tips quite interesting, I also thought the process sounded like a lot of work Of course, after all that work, It s time for a penis , so that was good Some of the facts and tips focused on anatomy and how the body works, others focused on the It s important to keep in mind this book is for people who would like to bottom, but, for various reasons, are scared to try it The author addresses some of those reasons to reassure the reader that all will be okay While I found some of the facts and tips quite interesting, I also thought the process sounded like a lot of work Of course, after all that work, It s time for a penis , so that was good Some of the facts and tips focused on anatomy and how the body works, others focused on the types of foods that are better forefficient waste elimination to reduce the ick factor.I also appreciated the section about getting past stereotypes and doing away with labels, although I wondered how many people really believe those stereotypes, especially to the point of it affecting their ability to bottom during sex.Getting past the pain was the main part that seemed like a lot of work If it helps someone enjoy bottoming, though,power to them I think I would have given up if it took that long to prepare for the big event.My favorite part of the book included interesting tidbits about the porn industry I knew there was a lot of editing, but I had no idea how long a typical shoot was It gave me a new respect for the actors if they can even kind of look like they are enjoying themselves after all that time Also, they use how much lube One thing I didn t like was how the author went off on the drugs in general tangent The section with the letters really irritated me the responses to his readers were incredibly rude and arrogant Even if I agreed with some of his points, he did a horrible job of selling them Bludgeoning people with his opinions and running over their counterarguments with so little respect was not the way to persuade anyone.So, I learned some good stuff about anatomy, diet, and how porn is made, but I was a little disappointed at how most of the information was presented How is this pertinent to M M romance stories Not in any way I d want to read about Leave me my fantasies, thank you very much Previously posted as part of a group review on


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    As a M F romance reader turned M M romance reader, I was kind of shocked to see how often sex in gay romance is criticized for being unrealistic Het sex in het romance isn t realistic, but it s not mentioned nearly as much by readers and reviewers With HTBLAPS I was hoping to get a dose of reality when it comes to the sex I read about the most.If this is the reality, I don t want to read about it Please stick to the 1 2 3 and GO method we all know and love With added blow job and rimming, As a M F romance reader turned M M romance reader, I was kind of shocked to see how often sex in gay romance is criticized for being unrealistic Het sex in het romance isn t realistic, but it s not mentioned nearly as much by readers and reviewers With HTBLAPS I was hoping to get a dose of reality when it comes to the sex I read about the most.If this is the reality, I don t want to read about it Please stick to the 1 2 3 and GO method we all know and love With added blow job and rimming, of course Please thank you.The process for completely pain free bottoming is a very involved one One that would take weeks before they are ready for the penis I m sure it works, the advice seems sound, so the guide would befor someone who really, really wants to bottom with their partner but is absolutely terrified I can see the use, but I don t think it s for everybody.Okay, okay, I guess I also read this to learn about the porn There were some interesting tidbits some that made me a little sad and this was my favorite part of the book I guess I need to find a book that only talks about porn star secrets.This was a fun one to read together See what Justin, Sunny Lori thought about bottoming like a porn star


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    Check me out All Edujumacational and shit.


  10. says:

    The book was extremely informative and had some pretty good humor But the biggest con was that it just felt like a sales pitch Do you want to know how to bottom like a porn star Fantastic Soon, I will tell you the secrets of bottoming And after a few pages, he FINALLY tells you I understand trying to draw your readers in, but the author even says in the beginning of the book that he is going to keep things simple and to the point, and I often found myself saying, Okay, let s get to the The book was extremely informative and had some pretty good humor But the biggest con was that it just felt like a sales pitch Do you want to know how to bottom like a porn star Fantastic Soon, I will tell you the secrets of bottoming And after a few pages, he FINALLY tells you I understand trying to draw your readers in, but the author even says in the beginning of the book that he is going to keep things simple and to the point, and I often found myself saying, Okay, let s get to the point Despite that, I do recommend this book to everyone wanting to know how to bottom


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